01THE ORDER
The reserve calls Lunch.
One deployment calls Lunch’s official stock-pair launcher. No mystery token factory hiding behind the kebab cart.
A DIRECT SHEIKH ⇄ USO FAIR LAUNCH / SERVED BY LUNCH
Sheikhof the Strait
One billion SHEIKH. One direct USO pair. One permanently locked Lunch receipt. Still somehow managed by an alarm clock and a man banned from three commercial ports.
LIVE ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN · DIRECT USO PAIR · LP LOCKED BY LUNCH
◆STATUS: LIVE◆PAIR: SHEIKH ⇄ USO◆LP RECEIPT: IN THE FRIDGE◆CA: COPY BELOW◆CREATOR FEES: ON THE TRAY◆KEYS: STILL MISSING◆STATUS: LIVE◆PAIR: SHEIKH ⇄ USO◆LP RECEIPT: IN THE FRIDGE◆CA: COPY BELOW◆CREATOR FEES: ON THE TRAY◆KEYS: STILL MISSING
The only address that matters
Check the CA. Then check it again.
Copy SHEIKH's token contract here before trading. Every live link and every reserve read on this page derives from this one address.
LIVE CONTRACTROBINHOOD CHAIN · 4663
0x36087D272256B5F1B4d45462690bDB454c11E5af01THE OFFICIAL LUNCH ORDER
Fair launch, extra pickles
The Sheikh outsourced liquidity to a sandwich website.
The deployment went through Lunch's official USO-pair launcher. Lunch created and indexed the market; our reserve is the registered creator and handles only the fees it actually receives.
02THE SANDWICH
One billion SHEIKH meet USO.
Lunch mints a plain fixed-supply token and places the entire launch inventory in a direct SHEIKH/USO Uniswap V3 pool.
03THE FRIDGE
Lunch locks the LP receipt.
The position NFT goes directly to Lunch’s Pair Fee Locker. The Sheikh cannot withdraw it, pawn it, or lose it in a taxi.
04THE TIP JAR
Creator fees reach the reserve.
The reserve contract is the registered creator. Lunch sends its creator share in SHEIKH and USO straight into the hourly machine.
OFFICIAL RECEIPT
PAIRSHEIKH / USO
POOL FEE1%
TOTAL SUPPLY1,000,000,000
LP CUSTODYLUNCH LOCKER
PAID02THE STRAIT CLOCK
Lunch is served every hour
The alarm collects the tips and parks another tanker.
An authorized automation service submits the transaction. The reserve asks Lunch to collect creator fees, dead-addresses SHEIKH, processes eligible USO, and refuses early room-service calls.
Official explanation“It is autonomous in the same sense that the Sheikh's chauffeur is the car.”
LUNCH COUNTER / LIVELIVE DATA / ARMED
NEXT SHEIKH O'CLOCK
SYNCINGSYNCING RESERVE ADDRESS…
Permanent tanker reserveSYNCING
Protected port bufferSYNCING
SHEIKH dead-addressedSYNCING
LP receiptLocked by Lunch
Live values are read directly from Robinhood Chain after the CA is set.
03ONE TRAY. THREE COMPARTMENTS.
Eligible USO after fee collection
Serious accounting.
Catering-level judgment.
Coin-side creator fees go directly to the dead address. The allocation below applies to newly eligible USO, capped per hourly execution and protected by a 30-minute price check.
01
40%
BUY & DEAD-ADDRESS
The Hot-Sauce Buyback
Eligible USO buys SHEIKH from the direct Lunch pool. Every token purchased is sent to the dead address, where customer service is permanently unavailable.
02
50%
USO RESERVE
Strategic Tanker Parking
Half of eligible USO is permanently accounted as the Tanker Reserve. The harbor master has issued another strongly worded email.
03
10%
PORT BUFFER
Emergency Hummus Fund
The remaining USO becomes an untouchable buffer for absolutely no redeemable purpose beyond looking prepared during inspections.
LUNCH LOCKER POLICY
The Sheikh never receives the LP keys.
Lunch mints the position NFT directly to its Pair Fee Locker. Our reserve cannot withdraw that NFT, the USO reserve, or the protected buffer. Lunch protocol contracts remain an external dependency.
04MEET MANAGEMENT
Chairman · Harbor Master · Lunch Regular
He ordered a sandwich and accidentally launched a market.
The Sheikh owns no waterways and represents no government. His headquarters is a shipping container with a gold desk, a very loud alarm clock, and twelve Lunch loyalty stamps that are not legally recognized as maritime permits.
“Put the LP receipt in the fridge. Nobody touches my lunch.”
PERSONNEL FILE / S-001UNVERIFIED
- Current status
- Waiting for his order
- Preferred pair
- SHEIKH / USO
- Known strengths
- Ordering the large combo
- Known weaknesses
- Reading smart-contract warnings
The Sheikh
The lunch order cleared customs
The Strait is
officially open.
Market statusLive
SHEIKH / USO poolTrading on Lunch
LP positionLocked in Lunch's fridge
Hourly machineSheikh O'Clock armed
05FINE PRINT, LARGE TYPE
Read before ordering
No fake yield.
No edible dividends.
Can people buy with ETH if the pair is USO?
Lunch's coin page routes through standard Uniswap V3 multi-hop paths so a user can spend or receive ETH while USO is handled underneath. External bots still need to support the corresponding multi-hop route.
Does the reserve's USO belong to holders?
No. SHEIKH provides no redemption, ownership, dividend, or withdrawal right over USO held by the reserve contract.
Does “dead-addressed” reduce total supply?
No. Lunch creates a plain ERC-20 without a burn function. SHEIKH is transferred to the conventional dead address and becomes practically inaccessible, but the token's reported totalSupply does not decrease.
Does the contract wake itself every hour?
No smart contract wakes itself. A restricted automation executor submits the transaction and pays gas. The contract enforces the one-hour cooldown and fixed destinations.
Who controls the LP and trading-fee split?
Lunch's Pair Fee Locker owns the LP NFT and currently divides the 1% pool fee among the creator, platform, and LP. Lunch's launcher and locker are upgradeable protocol dependencies. The reserve processes only the creator share it actually receives.
Can the Sheikh reroute the creator fees?
The reserve contract itself is registered as creator and has no function for changing Lunch's recipient split. However, Lunch's locker administrator retains the onchain protocol powers disclosed by that external contract.
Is this connected to a real Sheikh or government?
Absolutely not. This is fictional parody, unaffiliated with any ruler, royal family, government, shipping authority, Lunch, Robinhood, Uniswap, or the USO issuer.